Tyler Tennyson drives a Tesla, does Brazilian jiu jitsu, believes Christ is king, and rocks some cool tattoos.
He claims he’s made $1.7 million through remote cleaning.
Damn, T.
I’m pretty sure it was Aristotle who said, “Back then they didn’t want me. Now I’m hot, they all on me.”
Actually, that was a washed-up rapper. Never mind.
Tyler and his partner Tim Nguyen want to show you how to make over $200k per year with an almost-passive remote cleaning business of your own.
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Burn this into your brain, will ya?
You could be collecting $10k, $20k, even $50k per month from home in a proven industry that’s been around for centuries.
That’s right.
Forget about ecom, Airbnb, crypto, or selling ABDL (Adult Baby/Diaper Lover) content on OnlyFans. None of that will be necessary.
That’s because, according to Tyler, remote cleaning is:
- Untapped
- Uncompetitive
- Easy to start
It’s ready for you to ride the wave before too many people find out about it, he says.
Hmm.
Tyler must be a few beers ahead of me because that doesn’t make sense. I’ve reviewed dozens of similar opportunities already.
Sounds about as uncrowded as a Waffle House right after the bars close.
Anyways, you can about guess the spiel:
Get tens of thousands of dollars deposited into your bank account each month without touching a broom or mop, right?
You can scale as big as you want, with the ultimate goal of reaching complete automation at some point.
Ask Tyler and Tim how they know.
Their net worth was basically a poop emoji until they cleared $1 million in 12 months with remote cleaning.
Keep in mind, they launched with zero knowledge or experience and had failed at every side hustle you can imagine before discovering this.
It ain’t like they got kicked out of Stanford Business School for being too good at entrepreneurship or anything. Tyler reasons that if they can do it, so can you.
No, cleaning isn’t sexy, but the demand is undeniable.
People want their homes and offices to look presentable, and they sure as hell aren’t gonna roll up their sleeves and do it themselves.
So while everyone else spams TikTok, peddling ear wax removal tools for a $3 margin, you could be quietly making bank with your own remote cleaning company.
Listening to Tyler talk, it’s hard to picture him actually running this business, even though he flashed a dashboard with “client payments” supposedly rolling in.
His whole delivery is like: “So guys, Look guys, And guys…”
Then it’s all about how much money you can make and how easy it is and jargon, jargon, jargon.
Not a single word on hiring cleaners, marketing, business structure, or insurance.
It’s like trying to convince me the guy folding Dale Earnhardt vintage tees at Abercrombie is secretly running a hedge fund.
Yeah, yeah. We get it. No regrets.
You deserve to take the whole fam out for dinner and pick up the tab without blinking. Or hop on a last-minute flight to Miami for a weekend bender with the boys.
Sure thing.
But freedom doesn’t come from pretending a business runs itself.
Who’s handling the dirty work? Literally.
How are you finding reliable cleaners, ensuring they show up on time, and making sure Mrs. Brewer doesn’t lose her shit when Sofia accidentally drops something heavy on the glass coffee table and it shatters into a million pieces?
I need a little more than a “trust me, bro” to fork over however many thousands these guys are charging for a done-with-you remote cleaning business.
Besides that?
I’d rather be a in a 50-year marriage devoid of sex and love than juggle employees and deal with clients complaining about streaky windows or missed dust bunnies.
