Hillorie Le out here looking like vitamin C. Scroll through her Instagram, and two things become clear. One, she loves the color orange. And two, this chick be traveling.
Hillorie is the founder of Crypto to Riches Trading Education, where she supposedly teaches a cryptocurrency surfing strategy designed to take you from zero to $100,000 in a year.
She claims she’s already helped over 1,000 students in 80+ countries trade crypto profitably.
Hmm. I don’t trust trading gurus, ‘specially in the crypto space.
Gonna hafta pat her down.
Read on for my Crypto Trading Mastery course review.
Hillorie’s pitching like the rent’s due and she’s already a day late.
She says anyone, anywhere, any age, starting with any amount of money, can make six figures a year trading crypto in any market – up, down, or sideways.
And that’s on the low end.
You can potentially make in a day what used to take you a month; in a month what used to take you a year.
Never working too much or relying on anyone ever again.
You’ll be free to chill at home with your kids, travel the world like her, or do whatever you wanna do.
This is giving me heartburn.
Now she’s making fun of the buy-and-hold strategy.
In crypto, it’s called HODL: hold on for dear life.
You’re said to have “diamond hands” if you can withstand the brutal bear markets and not get shook out.
That’s exactly what Michael Saylor preaches.
He’s one of the richest people in all of crypto, with a net worth of $4.2 billion according to Forbes.
But hey, what does he know?
Hillorie, who needs to sell courses to keep her trading afloat, must know something a billionaire doesn’t.
Supporting Saylor’s perspective, Chris Burniske, who co-founded Placeholder, a venture capital firm that invests in all things blockchain and web3, and co-authored the book Cryptoassets, had a great line.
He said your coins are like a bar of soap: the more you touch it, the less you end up with.
And he’s right.
Fees, slippage, higher taxes, poor timing, fear, greed – all of these things work against the short-term trader.
See also: Warren Buffett, Charlie Munger, Peter Lynch, Carl Icahn – the top non-crypto investors of all time.
Their advice?
Buy stuff you believe in and hold on for as long as you can.
I will concede one point though.
Holding through a 2.5-year bear market, where your portfolio’s down 80%, won’t pay the bills. You need cash flow to walk away from your day job.
So yes, that would be a reason to trade.
But maybe peddling a course like Hillorie would be a safer way to make right now money while you let your crypto cook.
I’m just thinking out loud here.
Either way, Hillorie’s hilarious.
Her crypto surf strategy allows her “to literally print money like the Fed, no matter what way the prices or the market is going.”
Those were her exact words.
Like, okay, so here’s a question:
Would you be posting on social media, running ads, selling a program, doing coaching calls, and answering students in a Facebook Group all day if you had a money printer?
Yeah, me either.
And why isn’t she on the Forbes list then? Did she get tired of printing money?
She keeps referring to this as a high-income skill.
I’d call it high-stakes gambling. And how many wealthy gamblers do you know?
Hillorie objects.
You can 100x your crypto holdings with low risk in under 300 days, she claims.
Guys, let’s think about this.
If Hillorie started with $1,000 and 100x’d her portfolio every 300 days for the seven years she’s been in crypto, she’d have over $107 quintillion.
I rest my case, Your Honor.
But please, buy Crypto Trading Mastery for $997 and prove me wrong.
I have no problem with anyone selling a course; it’s the overpromising that gets my knickers knotted.
Still got questions? I’ll attempt to answer them below.
Q: Hillorie Le net worth?
A: I don’t know, and that’s probably a good thing. Otherwise, I might drink myself numb.
Q: Can you sum up the Crypto to Riches reviews on Reddit, BBB, and Trustpilot?
A: Sure. Reddit’s the only place people are talking about Hillorie’s program. And by talking, I mean bickering like little kids in the back of a Buick Regal until dad yells, “I’ll pull this car over, goddammit!” Half of them say there’s nothing for $1,000 you couldn’t find for free on the internet. The other half sound like a paid advertisement that we’re supposed to believe isn’t just Hillorie under various pseudonyms.
Q: What is the best crypto trading course?
A: CoinPicks Army by Alexander Lorenzo, for $49 per month, comes to mind – just be prepared for the occasional Jesus rant. My man believes believers can become unblind and unparalyzed. God, I ask for forgiveness for thinking that’s certifiably crazy. In Jesus name I pray, amen.
Q: What’s the best way to learn about cryptocurrency for free?
A: Listen to podcasts and then follow the people you like and respect the most on X (formerly Twitter).
Q: Who is the #1 most trusted crypto expert?
A: Michael Saylor is a top contender, but he’s a Bitcoin maxi who believes if you hold anything else, you might as well be blindfolded and tied to a chair in a bad guy’s basement – because it doesn’t end well. My vote goes to Anthony Pompliano. He used to be all about BTC too, but has since opened his mind to Ethereum, Solana, altcoins, and even meme coins. Remember, though, every crypto influencer has bag bias, so always study opposing views.
Q: Is crypto trading legitimate?
A: Legitimate? Sure, but so are casinos. Both are perfect playgrounds for degenerates to burn their cash. Neither is what you’d call a practical career move.
Q: Do you trade crypto?
A: If crypto trading was a horse, I would shoot the horse, kemosabe, and we would never speak of this again.
Q: Okay, do you invest in crypto?
A: Now we’re talking. My retirement account is one-third Bitcoin ETF, one-third Ethereum ETF, and one-third Coinbase stock. Unless “cackling Kamala” wins the election and blocks crypto advancement in the U.S., I plan to hold these for decades and potentially never sell.
Q: Can I become a millionaire with crypto?
A: If you start with enough money, buy the right assets, and hold long enough, absolutely. Don’t forget about tax implications. In the U.S., if you hold for more than a year and a day, it qualifies for long-term capital gains, which, depending on your income level, could save you a ton on taxes.
Q: What is the best crypto to get rich with?
A: If I had the answer, I probably wouldn’t be writing this. But look for a new coin in a hot narrative like AI, real world assets, or gaming. Something with a small market cap – maybe under $20 million – where the coin isn’t listed on central exchanges yet. Find the best team with the biggest vision, and bet on them. That’s how you hit a 100x or greater in one cycle, but it’s risky as hell.
Q: What do you do for active income?
A: I type words, rank them in search engines, and collect checks. Watch this if you’re interested.
