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My Investing Club Review (Alex Temiz)

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Jesus, Alex Temiz, turn down your shirt. I can’t hear what you’re saying. Something about how even complete beginners can make reliable income trading just an hour a day. Courtesy of his MIC Process.

It’s different than anything you’re familiar with because it makes returns of up to 17% in a single day. Even with small accounts. By trading with the big institutional money that moves the markets. Think hedge funds and investment banks.

My review is below.

All’s ya gotta do is press a few buttons on your keyboard. Again, only takes one hour a day.

Best of all, you don’t have to stress yourself out holding positions overnight or frantically chase price alerts at a moment’s notice.

Yet you can make money the same day you start without prior experience or technical skills.

What’s Alex gonna tell us next? Butter covered in sugar is a healthy snack?

Alex says he’s a verified professional trader, not some guru who makes money selling online courses.

The irony here is thicker than a hipster’s beard at a craft beer festival.

Alex grew up poor. His parents came here from Turkey. He was working as a Starbucks barista when he first tried day trading. Took him six years to get profitable. He sold the rims off his car to fund his account.

You don’t have to struggle like he did. That’s why he’s “sending the elevator back down.” To provide the education he wishes he had on his journey.

Really, Alex? It has nothing to do with money? Okay, we believe you, but only if you swear to God and two Golden Retriever puppies.

Alex claims he’s made $7.4 million since 2020, all thanks to his MIC Process.

And he’s got the receipts to prove it.

He’s the Michael Jordan of day trading. If MJ was better at basketball and twice as handsome.

Alex teaches his low-risk, high-reward system to all of their My Investment Club members. Many of them, he says, haven’t just supplemented their income, they’ve completely replaced it.

A few now make in a day what they used to in a year.

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If you have patience and discipline and take direction well, this can work for you too.

Alex flashes stats from what I imagine was one of his best months ever. An 80% win rate and nearly half a million in profit.

Easy when you’re playing with house money though.

An annual membership to My Investment Club costs $3,995 per year. With over 2,000 active members, that’s a cool $8 million a year Alex has to gamble with.

What about you?

It’s different when you’re in a dark, damp apartment, scowling out the peephole at your landlord who just gave you the “I know you’re in there and you’re two months behind on rent” knock, right?

When your trades have to work, seems like you could get emotional and get yourself rekt.

Not to worry, Alex assures us.

Just follow his proven process, treat it like a business, get in, get out, take your profits and then go enjoy the rest of your day. Wake up tomorrow, repeat.

Even when you lose, say one out of every four trades, it’ll be half as much as you gain on the other three.

That’s what it’s all about, Alex says. Risk management.

Yeah, yeah, but wouldn’t every serious day trader be following the same basic best practices? If so, why’s the failure rate like 97%?

Alex may have an ace up his sleeve and MIC may be worth every penny, but I’m still filled with cold, syrupy skepticism concerning the model itself.

Katie Smith: Slip into your give-up pants, crack open a White Claw, and plop yourself down on the couch. We need to talk about the absolute dumpster fire that is the online course and coaching industry.