Ozzie Blessed has to be the guru-iest name I’ve ever seen. If he’s Ozzie Blessed, then I’m Katie Cursed.
Ozzie claims he pulls in $60 million a year as the co-CEO of Growth Cave, scheming alongside Lucas Lee-Tyson.
These two peddle biz opps like gamers mash buttons on a controller.
All their ads sound the same.
It’s just two twat waffles promising little-known loopholes and simple four-step systems to generate passive income, even if you’re in a coma and can only drool on your phone.
The offer I’m reviewing today is called Apex Mind.
Client Success Manager Mason McFadden, a young, impressionable guy with two big stud earrings, assists with the pitch.
One thing I’ve noticed about Ozzie – he’s always surrounded by a bunch of dudes in their twenties who look like they’d take longer to get ready than I would.
Anyways.
Mason says they’ve got an online cheat code to take control of your income and become financially free.
- It’s not by starting a business.
- Or climbing the corporate ladder.
- Or trying every shiny new side hustle.
Nope, it’s all about mastering simple, high-demand skills that supposedly pay you to bridge buyers and sellers.
Now this big oaf Ozzie is telling me it’s almost scary how much money you can make doing this – and it’s so natural, like putting in a good word for a buddy or recommending a restaurant.
Businesses will pay top dollar for this, Mason adds.
The best part?
You get to enjoy CEO perks without any of the risk, responsibility, or decades-long grind.
It’s afforded Ozzie:
- Millions of dollars worth of cars
- A beautiful, sprawling multi-million dollar home
- And a new real estate property added to his portfolio every month
Wait, hold on a second.
Was it really this magical skill set that bought all that, or was it slinging $8,000 courses to the hopeful and desperate?
Right on cue, they roll clips of students bragging about all the passive income they’ve made with this, with one dude stating it only takes a matter of days, if not hours.
You have to wonder if he gave that testimonial at gunpoint.
Speaking of which, Mason nodding and smiling through Ozzie’s ramblings gives off a real “blink twice if you’re in danger” vibe.
This Ozzie character is a smooth operator.
Sure, he mushes his words together and can be hard to understand at times, but when he flashes those bright white teeth and keeps that calm demeanor, it’s like he’s drawing you a hot, soapy bath while whispering that you’re beautiful and everything’s going to be okay.
Still, he provides very little detail.
It’s mostly just word salad:
- Master high-demand skills that businesses need.
- Provide value first and become irreplaceable.
- Create an opportunity with limitless earning potential.
This is supposed to make you the lifeline of any company, acting as the bridge that effortlessly turns leads into customers.
The video sales letter climaxes with an offer for Career Mastery Academy:
- Reprogram your mind for success and delete any negativity holding you back in life.
- Learn what it takes to crush it as a Business Bridge Consultant.
- Connect with other students in the community and attend live weekly Q&A calls.
- Leverage the Apex Mind team to meet business owners and unlock dream opportunities.
Right, got it.
So how much does Career Mastery Academy cost?
Aww. Do you want me to chew your food for you and feed you like a baby bird?
You’re adorable to think they’d disclose that publicly.
No, they want you on the phone first so they can burn your weak-ass objections to the ground and run your credit card before you come to your senses.
In my opinion:
If Reddit, the 1-star Trustpilot reviews, Better Business Bureau complaints, and lawsuits levied against Growth Cave are any indication, you’d be better off investing with Bernie Madoff.
