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Connor Zarou Reviews (Upscale Systems)

Connor Snowboards

Connor Zarou looks like his mom just yelled upstairs, “Let’s eat!” (Fucking meatloaf again.) “And bring down all your empty Celsius cans when you come,” she adds.

Maybe his real dad just took the belt to his sister for getting caught shoplifting after school. 

And speaking of Skool, his internet dad, Hormozi, just dropped a banger on X: “You’re allowed to be happy before you hit your goal, just not satisfied.”

Now Connor’s wondering if he should print it out, frame it, and hang it next to his snowboards.

Read on for my Connor Zarou review.

Connor has all kinds of pages and groups and funnels and shit that all lead you to sign up for Go High Level using his affiliate link:

  • No Code SaaS Facebook page
  • SaaS University Skool group
  • Upscale-Systems.com
  • GoHighLevelSkool.com

And on and on.

GoHighLevel is a white-label CRM and automation platform that lets you resell it as your own software.

You can use it do to just about anything: funnels, email automation, text campaigns, booking calendars – you name it.

Pretty great, right?

So why isn’t Connor slapping his own brand on it and selling it to small businesses?

Oh, because Go HighLevel has a two-tier commission structure, meaning Connor makes money not just when you sign up, but also when you rope someone else in.

So yeah. It’s way more profitable to have you do the dirty work.

It’s like renting a food truck, but instead of selling street tacos, you just stand outside telling everyone they should rent a food truck.

And when they do, you get a cut of their sales. And if they convince someone else to rent a truck? Even more money for you.

Welcome to no-code SaaS.

It’s enough to make me wanna soak in a tub full of hand sanitizer. But if you’re cool with it, here’s what Connor says you need to do…

Search for a local business, like “air duct cleaning near me.”

Find companies with a janky online presence. Websites that look like they were built by the neighbor kid back in 2007; buried on page three, four, five of Google; barely any reviews.

These are your targets.

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Now call them up and offer them a brand new, professionally designed website – for free.

If they say yes, throw one together inside Go High Level using their drag-and-drop templates so it takes you all of 15 minutes.

Actually give it to them. Build goodwill. (Haha, dummies!)

Wait a week, then get them back on the horn to sell them what you really wanna sell them: your white-labeled Go High Level software.

Promise it’ll do all of their marketing and sales with the magic of AI and a few simple clicks.

Do not, under any circumstance, mention that it’s really just a bloated mess of features they’ll never use, with a control panel that’s about as intuitive as an airplane cockpit.

That might ruin your $497/month sale.

And by per month I mean: ain’t no way they’re making it to month two.

I’m sorry, but Connor is a fast-talking bro who’d probably be broke if not for this “essential oils of software” opportunity.

The way he hypes up this glorified junk drawer of a marketing platform is almost impressive.

It’s like calling a prison shower “an unparalleled communal bathing experience with open-concept design and sleek, minimalist hardware.”

I’d like to think he means well – that he’s just a guy with embarrassingly low standards for what he sells and how he sells it.

But c’mon. He knows exactly what he’s doing.

SaaS University? Pfft. More like Sign Up and Shill Community College.

Katie Smith: Slip into your give-up pants, crack open a White Claw, and plop yourself down on the couch. We need to talk about the absolute dumpster fire that is the online course and coaching industry.